"Squeeze a Burp" is a bean bag that burps when squeezed. It is only in "Junie B., First Grader: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells (P.S. So Does May)". Lucille spots it at a school gift shop and Junie B wants it for herself. Junie B. buys it for May for $5.00 in the book, even though she was originally going to give May a bag of coal. May is delighted to receive it. It's not said whether Junie B. meant to give May the Squeez-A-Burp or not.